Finished or Completed

Complete or Finished !!!!! 

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "Complete" and "Finished". 

However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, 
Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguistic expert, was asked to make that very distinction. 

The question by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand. 

Mr. Balgobin's response: "When you marry the right woman, you are ‘Complete’. If you marry the wrong woman, you are ‘Finished’. 
And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ‘Completely Finished’.” 

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.!!!!

Gangnam KL style

Have people no freewill at all ?

The Perfect Job

1.  My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.   Couldn't concentrate.

2.   Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

3.  After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it--mainly because it was a  sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about the price.

4.   Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5.  Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6.  Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it...couldn't cut the mustard.

7.  My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8.  I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

9.  Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.  Tried hard, but just didn't fit in.

10.  I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11.  Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13.  After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14.   My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15.   SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT.

I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB - LOVE IT!

Great use of English Alphabet

THIS IS ONE OF THE NICEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL USE OF THE ENGLISH ALPHABET THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. 

I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID.   



Although things are not perfect 
because of trial or pain 
continue in thanksgiving 
do not begin to blame 
even when the times are hard 
fierce winds are bound to blow 
God is forever able 
hold on to what you know 
imagine life without His love 
joy would cease to be 
keep thanking Him for all the things 
love imparts to thee 
move out of "Camp Complaining" 
no weapon that is known 
on earth can yield the power 
praise can do alone 
quit looking at the future 
redeem the time at hand 
start every day with worship 
to "thank" is a command 
until we see Him coming 
victorious in the sky 
we'll run the race with gratitude 
‘xalting God most high 
yes, there’ll be good times & yes some will be bad, but... 
Zion waits in glory...where none are ever sad! 

"I AM Too blessed to be stressed!" 

"The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor." 

"The one who kneels to our Lord can stand up to anything!"

REMEMBER! HE has promised that He will not leave or forsake us who belongs to Him! (Heb 13:5)

The Universe ....God's Handiwork

The heavens declare the glory of the Lord, and the Earth shows forth His handiwork.

How to prepare a Pineapple to eat

Many of us like eating Pineapples but dislike the cutting away of the skin. See how an Asian woman does it.

Ten coincidences

Marvellous VW backing vehicle

Some colorful slang

                Abuden

    The short form of "Ah, but then?" to

 indicate, "What else did you expect?" or 

"Wasn't that obvious?

    A: I told her I would keep her cat while she

 went on vacation, but didn't realise I would 

have to feed the cat. 

    B: Abuden? Did you expect the cat to go 

look for food on its own?

            

          Achcherlee =  actually

           Alrite    =   all right

           Macam macam = it takes all sorts of people

           Blimey = God blind me! Exclamation 

of shock from low class Cockney English.