Sunday, January 29, 2012

Deft Definitions

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place ..where women curl up and dye.
 CHICKENS: The only animals you eat ..before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that ...keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:  Mud with ..the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone ..who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half ..without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect ..that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: A grape ..with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell ..to one person at a time. Something you can only tell it to six others!!!
SKELETON: A bunch of bones ..with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:  The pain ..that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the ...greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have.