100 years in 10 minutes

New China Train

Deft Definitions

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place ..where women curl up and dye.

 CHICKENS: The only animals you eat ..before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that ...keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:  Mud with ..the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone ..who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half ..without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect ..that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: A grape ..with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell ..to one person at a time. Something you can only tell it to six others!!!

SKELETON: A bunch of bones ..with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:  The pain ..that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the ...greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have.