Friday, March 18, 2016
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
The Perfect Job
1. My first job was working in an Orange
Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it--mainly because it was a sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about the price.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it...couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard, but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT.
I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB - LOVE IT!
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it--mainly because it was a sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about the price.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it...couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard, but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT.
I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB - LOVE IT!
Monday, March 14, 2016
Great use of English Alphabet
THIS IS ONE OF THE NICEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL
USE OF THE ENGLISH ALPHABET THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID.
Although things are not perfect
because of trial or pain
continue in thanksgiving
do not begin to blame
even when the times are hard
fierce winds are bound to blow
God is forever able
hold on to what you know
imagine life without His love
joy would cease to be
keep thanking Him for all the things
love imparts to thee
move out of "Camp Complaining"
no weapon that is known
on earth can yield the power
praise can do alone
quit looking at the future
redeem the time at hand
start every day with worship
to "thank" is a command
until we see Him coming
victorious in the sky
we'll run the race with gratitude
‘xalting God most high
yes, there’ll be good times & yes some will be bad, but...
Zion waits in glory...where none are ever sad!
"I AM Too blessed to be stressed!"
Although things are not perfect
because of trial or pain
continue in thanksgiving
do not begin to blame
even when the times are hard
fierce winds are bound to blow
God is forever able
hold on to what you know
imagine life without His love
joy would cease to be
keep thanking Him for all the things
love imparts to thee
move out of "Camp Complaining"
no weapon that is known
on earth can yield the power
praise can do alone
quit looking at the future
redeem the time at hand
start every day with worship
to "thank" is a command
until we see Him coming
victorious in the sky
we'll run the race with gratitude
‘xalting God most high
yes, there’ll be good times & yes some will be bad, but...
Zion waits in glory...where none are ever sad!
"I AM Too blessed to be stressed!"
"The shortest distance
between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor."
"The one who kneels to our Lord can stand
up to anything!"
REMEMBER! HE has promised that He will not
leave or forsake us who belongs to Him! (Heb 13:5)
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