The heavens declare the glory of God, and the firmament shows His handiwork. Psalm 19.1
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Thursday, February 12, 2015
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
`English A Crazy Language
English is the easiest language to learn, mostly because it doesn't make use of male/female for everything, like other languages do. But even being easy to learn, it doesn't mean that it's easy to master, or that it doesn't have some pretty weird attributes that have made their way into the language with time.Enjoy these examples of why English is a crazy language!
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furnitu
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Monday, February 9, 2015
Chinese Standup Comedian in USA
1970), is a Chinese American comedian and chemical
engineer. He was born to a Korean Chinese family
China three generations ago. He
graduated from Jilin
University and Chinese Academy of Sciences, before he
went to further study chemistry at Rice University in Texas in
1994. He moved to Boston in 2001 and began
to perform his
comedy at All Asia Bar, at Stash's Comedy Jam.
Although he had won
numerous awards, he did not attract
nationwide attention until after his
appearance on Late Show
with David Letterman on April 17, 2009. His multiple
appearances on TV,
courtesy of Ellen DeGeneres, boosted
his reputation
further. On February 10, 2010 Wong made his
second appearance Late Show, and appeared again
on
March 30, 2012.
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